PKMNA Battle - SCIENCE vs. FAITH! LET'S-A GOOOO!

Trisha: Trisha smiled, pulling her leaf blades out from her hair and looking them over. "Well, are you ready Eve? Because I sure am..." She smiled, straightening her uniform and taking a ready stance.

Muta: A loud rumbling is heard from the other side of the arena. It is the frightening and annoying WUB WUB of dub step! (Or maybe, just techno.) Suddenly, a HUGE robot busts through the wall playing a 'lovely' song (that's totally not The Harlem Shake) through its chest speakers before releasing a creepy-looking glameow, who somersaults out of the metal cavity and does a mighty, but silly pose.

"YES! Muta haz FURY! AT LAST! Muta's entrance with DRAMA! Now is the time where Muta's true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of RAEG upon your baby-skin face to BURN you with the might of SCIENCE! Standing in the spotlight at such a gala of spectacularity... Muta's nerves are nervous! But, now Muta is thinking... our battle to soon spawn into a beautiful beautifly that punches beedrills could not have happened without the power of SCIENCE! And thanks to the glory of SCIENCE which touches Muta's body, Muta is filled! FILLED WITH FURY AND THE POWER! Ah yes... the power! Muta can feel it! IT HIGH-FIVES MUTA'S FACE!!

Ah! But, Muta needs no long speech before this battle, which will now be mighty and meaty, like BBQed pork!

Now... SNACK ON MUTA'S WRATH, YOU FINK RATS! AND TASTE THE POWER OF SCIENCE FROM MUTA'S FISTS OF FURY!"

Eve: Eve looked at her two opponents carefully, studying them, standing tall with her long, knee-length hair in a single large braid. "I'm as ready as I can be, ma chére amie..."

The long rambling of the pink Glameow--apparently her name was Muta?--was loud and somewhat unnecessary, but it was full of spirit, so at least Eve knew her opponents were eager to begin the battle. Eve was prepared, alright. The white Umbreon girl adjusted her stance a bit and kept a level mind, readying herself for the battle ahead.

Rufi: "You all shall learn the true meaning of pain, for I bring the thunder... and the fire... and the ice! And, and... that one thingy I am forgetting about! ..." The smeargle yells and then giggles in a childish voice. "This is going to be so much fun! How did we even agree to this? I don't know and I don't care!"

He eyes his opponents... They seem like nice pokemon and have nice uniforms. "Hello, leafy girl! Hello, fluffy white foxy thingy girl! Thanks for playing with us!"

Trisha: Trisha frowned. That cat was loud and obnoxious, the smeargle somewhat less so... Oh well, she was in it to win this time!

"Science, you say? Well... sorry to tell you, but your science won't help you here, for this... after all, this is a battle; a contest between something naturally made, created by Arceus!" She then broke into a run, charging right for Muta, "And as for me, I'm one of the best made by Arceus! Tempête de Emerald!"

She leapt into the air, unleashing a heavy attack of Razor Leaf.

Muta: "LULZ! Muta has many chortles at your silly face that looks like salad! Who likes salad? BUNERIES!? Muta is certainly not that!" the glameow blabs on as some razor-sharp leaves stick to her tender, juicy, twig flesh. "OW! And Muta says, OW! Again! You must be the rudest pokemon in all existence to attack someone when they are making a dramatic speech. HAVE YOU NO SHAME, SALAD FACE!? Muta would shed a tear, but alas, Muta lacks the onions for chopping, so instead... SNACK ON MUTA'S TASTY SANDWICH OF SCIENCE!! A happy SLASH for you!"

The glameow dances and twirls and bounces towards the lovely Trisha, some of the leaves falling from Muta's body as she flicks her claws out and lets the leafy one have it with said-Slash!

Eve: While Trisha was charging for the science-crazed Glameow, the cat yelling insults at Trisha very bad idea Muta and dashing at her with a Slash attack, Eve decided to focus on the Smeargle.

"It's quite nice to make your acquaintance, monsieur~" the Umbreon said politely to the Smeargle, her rings beginning to glow a bright azure blue. She adjusted her glasses a bit, then shot a pulsing Confuse Ray towards him.

Rufi: "You too! Whatever, monsieeeaaa... that thing you said is supposed to mean!"  The smeargle hops up and down in place excitedly as the fight starts. His Moody ability kicks in, reducing his attack, but gives him more speed. He feels the rush and is ready to jump into the fray, but alas, there is a confusion ray aiming toward him. Rufi gets dizzy and starts to spin like a freaking beyblade, getting closer to Eve. "Hey, what did you do to me... WWOWOWOW! LET IT RIP! I feel confused!  I mean, more than usual!" He sees the foxy girl and tries to retaliate with a move of his own. "That wasn't nice, foxy girl! Now, I will have to return the favor!"

Even while in his confusion, Rufi manages to drop to the floor and starts to roll, his paint covering him until he becomes a giant paintball that looks similar to a Marill with a hillbilly outfit.  "When in trouble, curl into a ball and roll!" Rufi uses Roll Out!

Trisha: Trisha frowned. Muta was able to connect and hit the back of her head. It didn't hurt too bad, but as she felt the back of her head... she would find something missing... the rest of her hair! The girl had been given a very short haircut. Ohhhhhh dear... oh dear, this is not good. Trisha stood there, silent for a few moments. "_{How.....dare you........} HOW DARE YOU!" She clasped her hands together as they glowed a soft white, a small hologram of sorts appearing in front of her in the shape of Rufi before Trisha crouched down. Loose rocks formed over her body before she used Me First, copying Muta's upcoming move, which then forced her to copy Rufi's Rollout and barreling straight towards Muta.

Muta: Muta flips backwards and grins, quite proud of her connecting strike. Her grin grows wider and she eventually starts laughing, now realizing the impromptu hair (leaf)cut she had given poor Trisha. "BWA! AHAJAJAJAJAJAAA! You look like a sad, dried, garlic baby dancing in a tango of tears! But, do not fret! Muta thinks the masculine look is so trendy this yea.... PSH BWAAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAA! Eh?" The glameow sees Trisha rolling around at the speed of sound and right towards her! Luckily, Muta is prepared, as she leaps over the grassy ball and starts running on top of her unharmed. "Ah! This is good for the gluts!" Muta exclaims. "Now, if I should have your attention, little albino fox!" she calls to Eve, "Muta has something special, JUST FOR YOU!! PREPARE YOURSELF, FINK-RAT!"

Muta lands in a dorky fashion and uses Assist, but ironically winds up pulling her own move from Rufi's sketched arsenal. She begins waving her tail around, attempting to put Eve to sleep via Hypnosis!

Eve: Ack, looks like the Smeargle was headed right for her with a Rollout attack! But, then she heard Trisha yelling angrily at Muta, and the Umbreon glanced over to see a very upset Trisha now with much shorter hair than five seconds ago... then Trisha began to use Rollout too! Eve looked back to Rufi, who was gaining ground fast, too fast for Eve to dodge! Meanwhile, she heard the words 'albino fox' and knew she was being targeted next. Two attacks at once?! Eve quickly tried to Protect herself from the attacks. A bluish shield appeared around the Umbreon, just barely in time to prevent the attacks from landing.

Rufi: As Rufi rolls at the speed of sound (only not really), he starts to make an impression of Shanic the Shaymin. "You're too slow!" He bounces into Eve, but Protect gets in the way, forcing him to bounce back into the ground. "Not cool! Let's try that again, totally radical!"

He spins around her looking for a opening, but confusion kicks in and Rufi starts to lose control of himself. "Kids! There's nothing better than being hugged by someone you love, but when someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable! Like this...!" He starts to slap himself in the face inside of his paint ball. "THAT'S NO GOOD!"

Rufi hurts himself in confusion!

Trisha: Trisha frowned, using Me First as she copied Muta's move... finding it was once again, Assist. Grumping ever more, she held her hands out as they started to glow, soon letting off a large Flash.

Muta: The Flash hits Muta, which causes her glasses to shine so brightly, they blast a Cyclops-like light beam right through the wall and into the next city. Thankfully, no one in the battle arena was hit with that. The glameow shakes her head, trying to make the red and green stars go away and then, while partly blind, turns her attention back to Trisha, grinning that psychotic grin she always grins.

"Well! If you wanted to get Muta's attention, you have it, Salad Face! Muta shall give all Muta's attention to you and no one else for this round! You should feel so proud and privileged and full of happy chortles! Let's see what Muta's Assist has in store for you, dear fink-rat! YES! Are you having the excitedness? You should be! MUTA IS EXCITED! MUTA IS GIDDY! MUTA HAS..."

Suddenly, the glameow's claws grow longer and glow purple, steaming with various toxins. Muta admires this for a few moments before she leaps towards poor Trisha, taking a swing with what Assist had borrowed from Rufi...  Poison Jab! "SALAD FINGERS SOON!! AHHJAJAJAJAJAJAAAA!!! GIDDINESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

Eve: As the bluish shield faded, Eve saw Trisha emit a large Flash from her palms. Then she saw that Muta was going after Trisha with a Poison Jab attack. Eve's rings began to sparkle a bit, then an array of brightly-gleaming stars shot this way and that--it was Eve's Swift attack! Stars flew everywhere, gaining speed, crashing into one another, changing color from white to blue to yellow and back again, barreling right for Rufi and Muta simultaneously.

Rufi: "Hands, if you could stop hitting my face, that would be great! Geez, folks, I thought we were all partners here! I am so disappointed of you two! Can we get our acts together?" The smeargle says to himself as he tries to snap out of confusion, but it seems that his little mind will be a mess for a little longer. His discussion with his body is suddenly stopped by the plant girl flashing everybody! Oh, my! And then, stars of white, blue and yellow start to hit him right in the head, causing some damage on the guy.

"Ahhh! That is the most patriotic attack ever! Ouch, uhh, ahh! It hurts! In America!" He charges toward the white fox girl once again, as he remains trapped in his Roll Out move. "2 FAST KOOL!"

Trisha: Trisha frowned as she recoiled from the attack, clutching her chest... curse those stupid poison moves... However, she was lucky to have not been poisoned. She then looked to Eve, seeing that the dark type had her hands full... hm... perhaps she could help. She moved closer before flipping her now short hair, pulling out a new set of leaves before using another storm of Razor Leaf.

Muta: Muta laughs in an annoying fashion as she does twirls and flips through the air, while curling her tail around her to prevent it from being sliced off by the sharp leaves. Miraculously, she manages to dodge a good amount of the leaves, but unfortunately, she gets a big face full of stars! The stars promptly embed themselves into her face, neck and squiddly-spooch!

"AACK! Your preparations have completion, for this is... the bullet hell!" The glameow is knocked backwards a bit, but manages to remain on her two feet, as most cat pokemon are wont to do. "Such naughty fink-rats filling Muta with such fury! But no matter! Muta shall not dwell on the past, for it is now gone! The present has arrived and the future shall come, which is what Muta will make it! Are you having the readiness for this? YES? NO! TOO BAD! For this is where Muta rams you!"

Muta twirls in a happy circle before her glasses gleam and her teeth flash in a grin of evil. She chortles in her joy as she holds up a bunch of instruments of torture. Then, she runs towards Eve, commencing a Play Rough!

A censor screen is brought down, which shows Muta, Eve, Rufi and Trisha in cute, chibi-style all sitting down on a blanket in a flowery field, having tea under the Teletubby sun that's just smiling along. But in the background... other noises are heard... noises like... explosions, bees, shouting and screaming in fear, Muta screaming, "MAGIC MISSILE!!" over and over again as Mario 64's Rainbow Ride plays distorted in the background to prevent copyright infringements. What on earth is going on back there!?

Eve: Before this happens, Eve's ears flattened, and she started kicking up a bunch of loose sand. She grabbed some and flung it right at the oncoming Glameow, Sand Attacking her. Eve braced herself for the impact...